Ho's Play "the Beautiful Game"

So, since my last post wasnt well-received by the key Republican demographic over here, which is one guy - meaning 10% of our readers, I've decided to write about sports.

So here it is.

Sez those silly [insert derrogatory term for "British people" in here, cause i dont know any] at the BBC:

Nick Caistor goes to the Guatemalan town of Flores to meet a women's football team who are swapping the red light district for the red card.
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What makes this game particularly unusual is that it's between two women teams. And more unusually than that, it's between two teams of prostitutes.
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In red and white stripes are the La Linea All-Stars from the capital, Guatemala City, their rivals in midnight blue are the Tigers of Desire, representing the pride of the local Flores brothel.
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The All-Stars' first game was against a team from a high class private girl's school. The game had only been going for a few minutes when the horrified parents of these girls discovered exactly who their opponents were.
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According to her, the parents insisted on hosing down the benches where the team had been sitting, "in order not to catch Aids from our sweat".

First off, LOL. Second off, I imagine they are all flexible, which im told helps win games against the not so flexible high school girls. Third off, LOL.

Btw, can you imagine what would happen if a team of ho's just got around and started playing high school girl's teams over here? Now, that would be funny.

I like how she's insulted that they dont want to touch ho-sweat cause it might give them AIDS. I mean, they prob do have AIDS and lets be real here, who would sit on a puddle of AIDS-drenched ho-sweat? I know I wouldnt.